We had a guy in the town where I live that got busted by the local paper a few years back for being anything but homeless and broke who was out begging four or five times a week all the while he was living in a condo on the beach a town over.

Hey, thanks Obama! Is that still a thing? 

I’d be angry too if all I had were pithy little articles in order to fight back. Let’s be clear that is all you have. Beyond your limited audience you are powerless to produce any real change.

I’m kind of curious too. If you compare it to something like Rock n Roll collectibles the obscene high end for one of a kind stuff like Hendrix’s Woodstock guitar or hand written lyrics from John Lennon is usually between 1-2 million. This Nintendo Playstation has history behind it and it’s certainly one of a kind so…

I wonder how he got Michelle Obama to pose for those paintings . . . . 

Let’s just say that ol’ Mayor Pete and Spartacus Booker have more in common than being able to list mayor on their resume. 

Alternate Headline: Rapper Juice Wrld Dead From Too Much Juice.

I prefer his UK show “The F Word”. I’m not sure if it’s still being made or not but I used to catch reruns on BBC America. He’s also night and day in the UK and US versions of Kitchen Nightmares.

What’s funny is that Ramsay is actually a pretty good guy to work for when the cameras are off. The whole Hell’s Kitchen shtick where he yells and screams at the kitchen staff is mostly all for show. This Tan guy seems to be the exact opposite in that he’s actually a total raging jerk who pretends to be a good guy. 

It will probably be easier for her to blow her way into becoming Vice President than it would be for her to blow her way into becoming President as she would just have to blow one person to get the job instead of the entire country. Thankfully for her she’s very adept at blowing people for political gain, just ask…

Keep throwing that money away! Better you physically wiped your ass with it and flushed it rather than metaphorically. Had you done that it would have at least had some small use.

You’re probably right. I’m sure it had nothing to do with her record as a prosecutor or the fact her biggest qualification was a hand signed letter from Willie Brown commending her for her total lack of a gag reflex.

I tell ya the people with the atomic ass hurt over Heels Up Harris dropping out are really going to lost their shit when Spartacus Booker and the rest of the bottom feeding also-rans who have no place in this election to begin with inevitably flame out.

I’m surprised it took her campaign this long to figure out that it simply wasn’t logistically possible for ol’ “Heels Up Harris” to blow enough people to win the primary never mind the general election.

It’s been my experience that most geese around here are made up of nothing but feathers, shit, and hate. Swans are also pretty terrible as well.

Alternate Headline: Armed Robber Shot While Fleeing From Police While In Possession of Deadly Weapon.

Yeah, I have a standing agreement with sharks. I don’t eat them and in return they don’t eat me. So far both parties have done well sticking to the agreed terms. I’m not going to be the one to break our truce. 

I’ve learned while traveling that when you see a street named “Martin Luther King Jr” Drive/Street/Ave/etc pop up on your GPS route you’re typically better off to try and find a detour. That’s not typically a street name you see on the busy upscale commercial parts of town or the quiet suburban areas.

Mr Spanfeller will be very happy to see you sticking to (e)sports. 

Well, that’s something I can never unsee. Now if you will excuse me I’m off to go pour acid in my eyes.