25. I think the best thing God created was a woman.

Now that I’m in my 50s I’m making up for lost “naked” time. Twice her age, twice the nudity.

hahahaha when you are married your pickup line is ‘the toddlers asleep!'

bahahaha oh the visuals!

That’s a Rule 34 if ever there was. Google it if you dare. I personally do not dare, because I’d like to be able to sleep tonight or, you know, ever.

Sexiest Transformer EVER. (Orgasmicus Prime?)

do you mean your gender is versatile or your sexuality is versatile? I could say that I am a cis woman who is sexually versatile, but that seems to imply a physical flexibility I just do not have after two kids, lol.

Vegan here. One time non vegan co-workers made me a vegan birthday cake. The cake on its own was a very good cake. The heart melting kindness and consideration that went into making that cake was a thing of beauty. I will never forget it.

Mutable? Convertible? (THIS SOUNDS FUN) Fluctuating? Capricious? Protean?

Yeah it is way too close to “sexual fluids” and when I think of sexual fluids I think of like jizz bombs and squirt ponds and stuff, you know?

I am sexually ‘fluid’ but I don’t like the word ‘fluid’. Is there another way to say this? can we make up another term? Must people keep saying ‘fluid’? Its as bad as ‘moist’. I say I am ‘sexually genderblind’, so I don’t have to say ‘fluid’.

I really dislike Lena Dunham but this is super mean :( What would you say if she had a really awesome personality? Would her looks matter to you? I don’t see why you have to diss on her looks.

Thanks for sharing. I’m sure she’ll be happy to hear your opinion.

A year or two ago there was an incident where a mother dropped her kid in a wild dog pit and the child was killed, and she sued the zoo, claiming they didn’t do enough to prevent it. Oy.

The last time I visited my inlaws in Maine they promised me wild turkey sightings, but we got completely skunked. Not a wild turkey to be found. I expressed my disappointment but didn’t consider writing a note to the state of Maine about their wild turkey malingering problem.

“Dear animal, please accept this humble offering of our firstborn...”

As an undergrad geology student, I had a prof who told us a story about visiting part of the Canadian Shield. They’re out looking at some rocks, and a tourist thinks out loud, “I wonder how old these rocks are!” My prof is like, “3 billion years old”. The tourist has this look of wonder on his face and says “Wow, how…

I used to be a ranger in Rocky Mountain National Park.

I donate to a sanctuary for large carnivores. They recently changed their admission policies so that you can really only visit if you’re an established (even at a low monthly level) donor. They said it was because they were getting too many visitors who thought the animals were there to entertain them. I understand…

I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…