*beep boop fuck you shitnuts*

Dear celebrity moms,

This shit is so ridiculous. I had an abortion at PP. I was actually quite conflicted about it (I’d always been sort of pro-choice, but I never really thought that much and I though I could never have an abortion until I found out I was pregnant two weeks after finally leaving my abusive ex—and it was definitely his).…

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Huh, I didn't know you could trademark the name of an ancient manuscript. I can see Philly now trying to trademark the Declaration of Independence (jk)

The James Deen look has actually gotten pretty prevalent in porn lately! Check out Xander Corvus, Logan Pierce, Tyler Nixon, Micheal Vegas, Richie Calhoun, Chad Alva, Manuel Ferrara, Mickey Mod, Bruce Venture, Danny Wylde, and Jay Smooth to begin your hot younger porn guy adventure!

If you want some good boy on girl pussy eating, check out Jame Deen’s “I Came On James Deen’s Face” series. I think there’s three installments now!

I wonder how much that would skew the data. I definitely go incognito everytime because I have friends and family use my laptop. I wonder how many women do the same thing while men are much more shameless about their porn habits. Also if it's just from porn hub users then that really limits it.

It’s a really interesting point here about the idea that a lot of the porn is degrading to women in some way (or perceived as such). I’m a pretty open minded chick when it comes to these things, but I find myself growing ever-frustrated with any porn searches because videos overwhelmingly involve men spitting on…

I’ve really seen where the actors at least look to be mildly enjoying themselves are the harder core-ish stuff. Like, (I know you said ick, buuuut) James Dean and the women he acts with.

Can I just say maybe if the dudes in the straight porn weren’t total repulsive it may have a better shot? Like seriously why is it always a hot chick and a dude that looks like he could have been your gym teacher (I mean that in the worst way) ? Who is just soooooo skeezy looking and acting. Or it just looks like it…

Ok, thanks. I mean, I don’t want you to spoil it for anyone. I trust you (and Rich) and you both seem to love it and so do other people I respect; I should probably trust the movie to do better than reinforce the message that it’s totally a-ok for teens and adults to have sexual relationships. I’m nervous about it…

Diabetes schmiabetes. I am a grown ass adult. Put them in the grown ass adult aisle and I will buy them all like a fucking binge shopper without the special couponing ability (i.e., I would just spend all my money for the month on this shit).

If I could have stocked up on something from my childhood, it would have been dunkaroos. Like, wtf snack companies. Why would you get rid of that shit? Icing? Kangaroo graham crackers? Icing? Seriously? I will never understand that.

My 54-yr-old mother buys them in large quantities from Amazon and eBay and carries them in her purse. She doesn’t ever want to be caught in a situation where she has to use a boring pen.

I had the fancy black notepad paper you could use with gel pens, it was the best.

My favourite pen though was the rainbow one that changed colours as you wrote. Or sometimes it didn’t work to well and it just came out grey. WHATEVER GEL PENS WERE THE BOMB.

Remember those gel pens that were all metallic and shimmery and awesome? And when you wrote with them and then erased over them they became not shimmery? Well, for less than $28 you could go buy some of those and just draw on yourself whatever design you want.