But...those pectoralis major muscles.....

“Kylie has always been so insecure about her lips, since she was a little girl,”

Hahaha. And you know what else? Even though I have smackers, I tried that TooFaced lip plumper gloss that the internet said she used because greed? Bigger is better? I’m a slave to trends 17 year olds are making? I have little lines/wrinks all over my lips, they’re not bee-stung and firm if that makes sense, they’re…

Right? She had an itty bitty gob. I have full lips, but if I didn’t, I’m sure I’d be about it. Or at least the pauper version.

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

Obvs there's a seed in mommies tummy that grows into a baby if you water it with love. I went to Sunday school so I know it's true.

It's for the cosmos to decide. The universe is a crazy place, man.

I guess eating vinyl desserts is pretty goth. Fertile territory for band names too, dibs on Vinyl Cronut.

You sound silly.

Right. I mean, I get it, it’s legit TOUGH to be dealing with fucking drunken belligerent assholes all night...but that is literally what you signed up for, dude. Plus, St. Patrick’s Day! What the fuck did you expect to have to deal with that night? Not okay.

Yeah, it was pretty shocking. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

Nooope. There are such things as “gentle” take downs. There are ways to restrain people and lower them to the ground without throwing them at the ground and smashing their face in. I have seen it personally used, and my mom has used them in her job many times against large and violent teenagers.

Someone posted a better…

Holy shit. Thank you for that video. That was not an accident, he was not “guiding” her to the ground. He threw her at it, hard. Jesus.

I completely agree. If you’re in a high stress job where you’re dealing with violent people on a regular basis, you need to know how to keep your temper and subdue people as peacefully and non-violently as possible. He apparently was unable to do that.

It’s not the same, but my mom works with emotionally disabled kids.…

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

I moonlight as a bouncer at a dive bar. We had very little training but one point that was heavily stressed was that any action to deter a threat HAS TO be in proportion to the threat. I deal with drunken idiots on a regular basis but if I did anything like this, not only would the bar be sued, but I personally would…

I believe her as well as I have seen cops trap/kettle protestors along with people just walking down the street here in NYC. I’ve seen it in person and there’s a guy who moves all over the city trying to capture it on camera.

I think that I have an inferior Nordstrom rack. I will still accept white wine!