What the hell, Jared!!!

I’ve worked in clinical research for about 5 years. We once spent $300,000 looking for one specific type of CML patient in order to research phase III testing of a drug that would reduce the amount of chemo sessions for treatment. You bet your sweet ass we treated that person like royalty because we knew how much this…

They see insightful tweets, I see this.

Counterpoint - Don’t stop dating assholes.

I say don’t give taxpayer money and let the person who made the mistake pay out.

Yup.

If someone finds this website with good looking men, please forward.

Gotta incognito that window or turn off cookies. om nom.

THIS. All the men just look like jersey bros who I don’t want to fuck and would slap me in the face with their nuts while telling me to call them daddy.

Psft, it’s called the ole ‘aspirin between the knees/coat hanger up the vag’ trick.

And they probably would still make women put $40-$80 in to get it. #NoMoochersDuh

So far I like the angle of the subtlety b/c it seems more realistic. It breaks the stereotype that teen girls can be ‘mature beyond their years’ with a narrative from her point of view.

“Gimme sum of those grown-ass adult dunkaroos with my wine juicebox” #ADreamIsAWish

Ooooh man I would just scoop out the icing and have sticky fingers all recess. I’m pretty sure the other kids were creeped out.

Her mom is famous and she has famous friends. bam. it-girl.

These were def first marketed to tweens and teens. I’d say you are solid.

Add those and Hot Jewels to things I wish I’d stocked up on when I first saw them. I’d be the back-ally glamour queen to mid 20 yr olds at e’ry festival.

Oh man this was really good plan english for people like me. (Real talk, I didn’t get it at first.)

Yea, the fact that they’re giving white women their ‘blessing’ to wear a Black hairstyle is weird. And if the author is a white woman, then it’s a whole mess of ‘white people saying this is no longer socially unacceptable.’