Really?? I’m surprised the UK is still in one piece.

I 110% believe this. I got caught in the Pittsburgh G20 riots walking home from class. A cop in full riot gear tried to ‘break apart’ a mob of students entering the dorm and I was hit with a baton. It was completely unprovoked by us. I know a lot of good cops, but I would love to see the study results of what riot…

I hope she at least got free wings. I doubt she came though.

Ugh, I’m sorry, that’s such bullshit. Now I feel like I gave you bad advice. You can have some of my white wine and ice cream if it makes up for it... (I don’t have a lot to offer)

Care to join me in the Olde Lady section of Macy’s?

LIES. CHRIS WOULD NEVER DO DRUGS. SOMEONE CALL NICK FURY.

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YEA SCORE ONE FOR CHICKS WITH PHENYLKETONURIA #GoogleIt

Based on past grossness from Renner, he’s just more gross. Based on Chris Evans never having a history of weird misogynist comments and visiting kids with cancer, he gets a pass on just saying something without thinking.