The only thing that needs to be burned down is toxic gamer culture. 

It’s a generic response to a lawsuit. The meat of this is going to be about what the contract says specifically about “exclusive theatrical release” because her argument about the timing of the box office release is aging like Walter Donavan at the end of The Last Crusade.

I think she actually has a hard legal case if there is a force majeure clause, which most contracts do and as a former big corporate attorney I would be shocked if there isn’t one. A force majeure clause allows a party to opt out of portions of contract based on unavoidable and uncontrollable circumstances. So to win,…

She probably had aim assist on.

I don’t know how to feel about stuff like this man. I despise the “alleged” behavior of these people but how do you just alter a game all over every time some new information surfaces. Can we just respects people’s accomplishments separate from their personalities and actions? What if Sylvannas voice actor was a…

You know, though. Sometimes you don’t need porn. I sometimes spend maybe a little too much time looking at women on Instagram who are squatting a million pounds or doing Crossfit or whatever. It’s not always about the fuckin’.

There are skintight outfits, and some upper PG-13 sex. You see a butt, briefly.

If you are thinking of investing in trading cards just don’t.

The problem with pineapple is that my wife doesn’t eat a lot of it. So I end up having a full pineapple by myself, and my mouth takes a day or so to feel normal again.

If you are not ugly crying at the end of Hachi, you are not a human.

I’ve never seen a 16yo that looks like a 30yo wine aunt. Freaky...

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

I do this with Tajín but wow!

F it. I’m buying one to mount on the back of my car for the idiots with their high-beams on.

A congenital cyst of the brain sounds serious, I’m amazed he could coach successfully as long as he did. Although Jim Harbaugh is going strong, too, and he’s had an inflamed asshole for years now.

UCF would wreck Notre Dame, as would Georgia or Ohio State or even LSU. Notre Dame’s schedule has been a joke and they’ve struggled like hell against even the ridiculous cupcakes they lined up to beat.

Fuck Notre Dame. I hope Dabo hangs half a hundred on them.

The only reason Georgia was left out is because they didn’t want to see another Alabama vs. Georgia game. If you disagree, you are wrong.

I honestly think Notre Dame should be excluded from any kind of playoffs since they don’t play in a conference. Force their dumb fucking hand to stop being douches and play a real schedule.