Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

Don’t!

Here’s another major tip. No matter how much you like it here in Atlanta, don’t move here.

We don’t say Hotlanta.

The traffic during workdays is horrendous especially during the rush hours. Mass transit sucks. MARTA sucks. Pretty much all travel in and around the A-T-L sucks and I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy.

Don’t come here. We full.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

A few notes:

the problem with making your own beef jerky at home is that you eat it all in 2 days and have to make another batch, which you eat in 2 days and have to make another batch, which you eat in 2 days and.......

seriously, the stuff is like meth but made of beef.

the problem with making your own beef jerky at home is that you eat it all in 2 days and have to make another batch,…

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Actually, *some* white people went into defense mode. Given that 249 million Americans identify as white I think the general consensus to the video was no one gave a flying fuck. Don’t believe twitter or the media as representing any one single race of people.

Contary to the others here, it’s not the black thing. Who’s bombing on Russel Wilson other than liberals knocking his Christian beliefs? Tyrod Taylor is new to the scene, but everyone seems to like him with his underdog story. Teddy Bridgewater, while possessing a noodle arm, doesn’t get any flack. Even Winston, as…

I was referring to Cam’s dad, not Cam as a dad. As I recall, Cam’s dad took a trunk full of cash from boosters to influence his son to play for Auburn.

Because he robbed his fellow students at Florida and played for one of college football’s all-time dirtiest teams at Auburn.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.