Why are the both of you trying to make me lose my lunch?

Take your star and be damned to you!

Literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. And to think that everyone took the steps to actually film and preserve it? Good Lord.

Excuse my French, but fuck vetting. We’re talking about Donald Trump, here, and we’re less than two months out from the election. True or not - and it’s DEFINTELY true - there is no way he’d be able to prove it one way or the other. He’s going to call it fake no matter it’s veracity, so unload on his ass.

THIS THIS THIS

There’s a speech from the guy who wrote Trump’s art of the deal where trump introduces him to his golfing buddies and he says, “He has to cheat, right? How does he cheat?” and everyone’s real quiet. Then he gets it, and says, “Oh... you guys cheat for him!” and they all started laughing and pulling balls out of their…

Why would he do that when he could just ask Ivanka to wear a Putin mask?

who obtained his Ivy League degrees only by way of affirmative action

Harkening back to Trump’s comment about how he could shoot someone on fifth avenue and not lose support, is there anything that could be in this book that would erode his support among the MAGA-hat, boat parade crowd? Things we know:

I’ll let reporters and bloggers find the juiciest morsels for me.

Did he hire a fake Putin so he could eat his ass?

Did he hire a fake Putin so he could eat his ass?

Right? Honestly, the only question I want answered at this point is “What on God’s green earth could this creature do to make you actually leave?”

Ogling and making lewd comments about his 15 year old daughter TO him? Wow. And he didn’t have the nuts on him to at least bust him about the chops? His daughter needs a real father that cares-not this weak-chinned ass kisser.....So what if he would have been imprisoned for it. Oh yeah, my bad once again!

many complicit actors in Donald Trump’s reign of horror keep trotting out with tell-all books to further profit

Won’t buy the book, some reporter will put a pdf copy of it online.

So pretty much the equivalent of him arguing with himself in the shower. 

Yeesh. Yeah, I’m only interested in free excerpts. I won’t be buying Mr. Cohen’s book, lol. (The allegation about 45 ogling Cohen’s daughter? WTF?!?!? And dude still stuck around... geez...)

A fair trial is too good for him.

Why wouldn’t he want that? He knows black people are never going to vote for him. A massacre is exactly the kind of thing that would energize his base and show them he means what he says and is committed to white supremacy. They’d vote for him in droves.