I plan on pirating all of human knowledge during the eclipse. Then when the world ends, I’ll have all of it and rule the world thanks to me downloading Wikipedia.

Friendly reminder that during the eclipse all crime is legal.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.