That’s DC...

“I am not profiling you because of your race but simply the fact that you are speaking the language associated with that race. Wait, shit that came out wrong. I’m not profiling you because you look Mexican, only because you speak Mexican. God dammit, I’m so bad at this...”

THIS FUCKING GUY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING BORDER HE IS WORKING NEAR! YOU’RE AT THE ONE WITHOUT THE MEXICANS, DIPSHIT!

“It has nothing to do with [racial profiling],” he responds. “It’s the fact that it has to do with [defines racial profiling].”

You sound awfully experienced. How do you feel about Ram trucks and what were you doing Thursday evening?

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

To the man’s house who does...

It’s unsustainable because the company openly admits it’s unsustainable and that they’re losing an enormous amount of money on it.

Considering that MoviePass has turned off the unlimited option for new subscribers when it does special promotions, now might be a good time to sign up.

You’re already too old for autism. It’s a developmental condition, not something you “catch” as an adult.

The flu shot is a vaccine for a very specific strain of the flu and there is *no* way to know what strain will be fucking people up in a given year.

this is an irrational, uncontrollable fear of needles. all i need to freak out is to know a needle is near and about to pierce my skin. same thing happens to a slightly lesser degree seeing it done to somebody else as well.

there wasn’t a preservative free option here

There’s something to be said about just having a robust immune system. I do everything I can to build up my immune system (rarely get sick, never taken medicine, not even Tylenol). I’ll pass on the flu shot but totally understand those that get it

Because power.

That’s ok, I’ve got room in the back of my fridge, next to some 4 year old teriyaki sauce.

I was going to get one, but I kept forgetting. Besides, my doctor’s office is an entire 10 blocks from my work, lol. Anyway, why don’t they just sell them in a self-administerable kit? Then lazy forgetful people like me could just buy one at the store, then leave it in a drawer all winter instead. : P

Racism exists because of people like you! Not everyone who is white is rich or payed more then they’re worth just like not every black person is lazy or eats watermelon. Not every Asian is good at math or bad at driving. Stereotypes breed hate & racist thinking so why don’t you just do the world a favor & keep your…

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.