It's too bad that they banned him from using the umbrella on campus, because that guy looks like a true ninja. We all know that the umbrella really IS a samurai sword disguised as an umbrella that looks like a samurai sword.

@A.Jaswal:

@Mekklesack:

@MifuneT:

Thinking against the status quo? Apple? Not a chance.

@pjcard:

Not going to make a difference. You can't patent ideas. You can't patent execution methods (i.e., certain code segments or whatnot), but you can't actually patent a "slide to unlock" feature.

@infmom:

@jagowar:

@infmom:

Hmmm...interesting that MIcrosoft is pushing gaming on the phone so much rather than it productivity features. And I mean that in a completely non-sarcastic way, because this kind of release is targeted towards the non-tech market.

I'm a tech hoarder. More GPUs = better. Bigger chassis = better. More monitors = better.

@You're Banned:

@Galaxius:

Where is AOL Internet Explorer? 1000 Free Hours Everyone!

@BloggyMcBlogBlog:

@vein11:

What I don't get is why you are comparing two companies that work in very different industries.

@eeranyA39:

@Crunch: