hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

I hope she has. Really there should be some way to establish a paper trail, online for the world to see, including what the DA is actually doing with the case. And not just something where the report gets stuck in like “In Process” status or something.

In this essay and in the times I’ve spoken to her, I know she’s filed numerous, numerous police reports with local police and the FBI. The police would have to forward the case to the DA, and the DA would have to decide to pursue it.

Couldn’t she file charges against “John Doe”? I thought I rembered NYC doing this with a ton of sexual assault cold cases with unmatched (or unprocessed) rape kits- to basically prolong the statutes of limitations.

“Does someone have to die before law enforcement does their job?”

Andrew, if I can ask, do you get a period?

two periods a month.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

I have the same condition and it has exactly zero effect on my sex life. However I can only use tampons with applicators, since there's steering involved.

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

This GIF is everything. Oh, Paul- you've always been my favorite Beatle.

Heather Mills shouldn't flatter herself. She's either known as the lady who made Paul McCartney even crazier or the woman whose leg flew off on Dancing With The Stars.

I feel like absolutely everyone knew what a gold-digging trainwreck she was going to be for Paul, except for Paul. You could see that divorce case coming from miles away. She's awful.

"When I go down the street," Mills said, "It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

She always looked like such a snobby bitch to me. She has a very "mean girl" face.

The thought that she is more recognizable than he is to young people, or anyone for that matter, is laughable.