I think modern man has been around a bit longer than 0.02 years...

I drive for Uber sometimes, for extra pocket money, because I get to meet interesting people, and because I love driving my car. I’ve got a vey impractical car for Uber - I only get about 15MPG in the city, but the customers really like it and I get lots of compliments.

You can get a 5 gallon box at Sam’s Club for the same price.

They had some great tech about 30 years ago, which still beat the pants off of this monstrosity or the SodaStream. I’ve got a gadget known as the BreakMate in my kitchen, which is about the size of a small microwave oven. It’s totally a Coca Cola product (made by Siemons) that is actually somewhat attractive in that…