1) He sounds like an utter prick.

So I get that Fury is an idiot and it’s wrong and uncouth to say shit like that, especially publicly, but it’s kinda gross to police someone’s words. He's not encouraging violence, he's just an idiot with wrong opinions.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I totally agree. once Solidus shows up you no longer know what’s real and what isn’t.

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

“Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with that.”
-Heath Ledger

So who is watching this at the local Buffalo Wild Wings? And why?

Liked this response:

US relied on the individual brilliance of Megan Rapinoe to win them this game. And Hope Solo in the US goal saved the Americans on numerous occasions in front of a vocal ‘home’ crowd in Canada. If it wasn’t for this world-class keeper, this could’ve been a different result.

Eurofighter is nowhere near as pretty as the other two. Has a bit of a big butt.

God damn it.

I hate to do it to you, but it was a poop joke.

It’s good that they’ve moved on from the SCAT2 test because it was complete and utter shit.

Science fiction: (noun) 1. A genre of literature which emphasizes currently unrealized ideas such as space or time travel, sentient machines, etc. 2. A belief that Liverpool will ever win the league.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Ultimately, any progress is going to be incremental. History will judge this to be a good deal for the players even if right now, it doesn't feel that big. The progress they made is long-lasting.

Must have been awful when DK started clapping.

Your bathroom trips are short because you are a heathen—unlike our person of interest—and don't wash your hands.