"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

Here you go....

Can't see why they're wigan out about this.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

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I don't understand Deadspin's anti-mls agenda. While the article makes some relevant points, and Garber's comments certainly deserve scrutiny, every MLS article I have read on deadspin in the last 1-2 years features baseless and unnecessary jabs at MLS such as, "US's subpar domestic soccer".

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Why doesn't he just create a burner account and leak it to Gawker?

There's a lot we couldn't see in the clip...she may have been forced to do the report anyway even though she was open about the conflict of interest? Or perhaps her report ran counter to her beliefs on the ballot measure? If she had planned to quit on air, it seems less likely that she would also have said 'fuck it'…

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and…

But in this image I can still see her *Dark Pit.*

This was incorrectly attributed to the Sox' AAA affiliate. It was in fact posted to the twitter of their DD affiliate.

It's sad that the one major sports league that hasn't embarrassed itself this week is the one run by Gary Bettman.

These are great! I've only seen MTG alter art (if you haven't seen them I strongly recommend you do).

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.