Obligatory: “Billionaires won’t save us!”

Yeah that comment was weird. The fake ones are non biodegradable plastic made from petroleum. I live near a tree farm, and it’s very clean and lovely to drive by.

If you went through all the slides, you may have missed the Pool Grotto/Nativity Scene. There is a little stream that originates beneath the Nativity and flows over a little waterfall into the pool. Just like it is described in the Bible.

I didn’t know porcelain could be made in Dark Pepto Bismol Pink.

I’m comfortable enough with computers that simple modding is easy enough,

Dude pulled a Ron Swanson. He was like:

You don’t like your toilet up on rocks???? You don’t like the slickest substance known to humankind covering literally every surface of your bathroom? Plebian.

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

I’m more concerned by the sinks and toilets in the bathrooms. Did they just want one of every single style and color for the sake of having them?

The look on Joy Reid’s face says it all.

Orthopedic moccasins?

Bit of advice, right wing nut jobs: Your racist rantings will have more credibility if you don’t literally put “indoctrination” and American exceptionalism in the same sentence.

WHAT ARE THOSE!

When the worst people I know on the internet started talking this up, that was a sign it was likely bad and/or wrong.

I mean Rudy could’ve kept on with the “America’s Mayor” bullshit for a few years and rode that gravy train into a healthy retirement but no he had to tie himself to the SS Trump & let it sink whatever integrity he had left. I mean I guess a $20,000 retainer doesn’t buy what it used to. The quoting of My Cousin Vinny,…

“I do think it was helpful, if perhaps historical inaccurate”

There are worse ways to spend a vacation.

This is going to make a great episode of Defunctland someday.

I’m pretty sure there is no actual theme park. They just give you “super mushrooms” at the gates, and you live out this commercial for 12 straight hours.