Devastating. I just posted that it seems like the same people suffer over and over again. I don’t want OTHER people to suffer, just a general LACK of suffering for all. Nearly all of my family lives on that island, in the north, and I’m glad they are well, but I’m heartbroken for everyone and for this beautiful place…

You’re sarcam Is noted, but I wasn’t by any stretch saying my vacation plans are the biggest concern out of all of this. Just noting the timing and coincidence. But, sure... thanks.

Oh god the exclamation points.  So lazy, so dumb.  I am so sick of the tone of these dirt bags. 

Nothing that a few paper towels can’t fix.

became a kind of bible for Gen-Xers

I already do. My student loans confirm this.

He only speaks the truth in this case.

I thought the race horse had retired to Portugal, vacationed in Australia, got pissed off at Selena’s entourage and lashed out.

Trump: The President of PR is an idiot.

Bring a flashlight.

This time, Trump will go over there and throw shovels at people.

Trump: At least it wasn’t the US

Those poor people; PR just can’t catch a damn break. 

yeah, well, as god you pretty much have to say that

What I find most fascinating is the decision to add “And it’s not her fault!” as though there’s some circumstance in which a person conceivably could be the one to blame for growing pubes from their face...

Honestly I thought that too. Obviously at first you notice the fact that she’s got a different colored patch on her face, but the minute she started talking you didn’t even see it anymore.

It’s OK, I’ve had pubes on my face too.

Patch of pubes on her face or not, she’s stunning and I love her positivity and charm.

THANK YOU!!! It’s all so “too cool for school” now. And the morning Dirt Bag?So!  Many!  Exclamation!  Points! 

Can confirm, getting stung by a man-o-war suuuuuuuuucks. I was burying someone in the sand, and to block the water I put my back to the wave and it stung me right on my lower back. It hurt for a solid couple of hours.