The hair is gorgeous.

For me it just looks like his face and neck blobs grew a fine layer of pubes.

Today in things that never happened...

You do what most places have done which is add a single-use bathroom.  

Don’t. You’ll get sucked into an Instagram vortex not unlike Youtube. 

Again, these are not horror stories. At all.

What does ‘BIPoC’ stand for? 

I think they mean that most of their (Bey and Jay’s) meals are whole plants as opposed to processed vegan crap. There is a lot of processed vegan food out there which is not healthy.

That’s a wig, right?

Yeah the dudes I know were annoyed with it when they traveled but it wasn’t much of an issue where I live in Los Angeles. 

This is fantastic-a lot of the new parents I know lament the fact that there aren’t changing tables in a lot of men’s rooms when they travel. California made this happen last year and to my secondhand knowledge there’s quite a few mens rooms here with changing tables.

It might be “also known as cordial” in the UK but cordials in the US are boozy after dinner drinks.

That would require me to make a Finsta since my Instagram is in my real name and I’m not bothering with that for someone who really doesn’t care. She might (might) pay lip service to it but ultimately people think production and crew don’t matter.*

Thank you to everyone who came through on this project!!!! Love y’all!

I mean...you don’t have to believe me but it’s just a fact of life. Stars don’t really eat or drink before red carpets either to keep a flat stomach for pictures. 

She sings like she’s constantly stopped up. She sounds like I do when I have a cold. 

You don’t eat before or during a photoshoot to avoid bloating. You use black coffee as a diuretic to flush out as much water as possible.

I’m fairly certain she actually means reverse table which is where you’re flipped the other way like so:

She’s in a luxury minibus. They aren’t usually used to transport giant dresses but it’s become a practical way for those wearing massive dresses (usually to the Met Ball) to get around. 

You know, I think it might be the angle? Like those lights look brighter because the camera is focused there. Maybe. I dunno.