When confronted with a similar scenario you deescalate the situation and don’t treat people like sitting on the floor is equivalent to a crime. Trying to pull a child out of a mother’s arms is not deescalation. 

My mom used to take us to Pic N Save and we were allowed to pick one new ornament every year. They were the cheap kind-50 cents or a dollar each And we have some of those glitter strawberry ornaments from the 80s (why was that a thing???)

Kelly Ripa’s thicc tree makes me happy. I can imagine how wonderful the house smells. We got a teeny tabletop tree and you can smell the piney goodness when you enter. It’s my favorite part of the Christmas season.

Give it the fuck up guys. Your client drugged and raped who knows how many women. I’ll bet there are more who haven’t said anything because there is still a stigma. 

Ugh my mom does this. She’s a 62 year old woman but she says “tinkle” when she means pee and she says “dinky” when talking of penises. 

There’s nothing private or low key about being seated near the window of a “celeb hangout” restaurant in New York in full view of the paparazzi.

Hahaha, I have a feeling I’d have liked your grandpa too :) 

Then I’m a grumpy grandpa, nice to meet you.

If disliking overly cheeseball earnest crap like this makes me an aggressive posturing hipster, then I welcome that description.

What the actual fuck? I was in choir in middle school. We had none of this nonsense. We were lucky enough to have choir robes but literally the hair directive was something like “clean, neat hair”. Shockingly, all the kids looked fine. Some dudes had neat fros, some gals had corn rows, some chicks had puffs. We all…

You can really see the concentration in classical ballet-he is so elegant in the quality of his movement.

Why not? They are extremely practical. All you do is stick them on the inside of your dress or shirt where your pits are. Like an armpit pad or pantyliner. And if you get the kind that are slim, you forget they are there.

Someone who has never heard of blending. 

This person is likely a troll. They are over on another board weirdly overhyping millennials in a fashion that seems to indicate trolling. 

That was my thought as well. There’s a bunch of people sitting in chairs in the video. There are certainly chairs in the office. My first instinct would be to help this woman find a chair, not call the police on her.

No but boy he took whatever little goodwill she had for him and ran it into the ground.

Of course it depends on your family-obviously no one wants to be bothered with Samantha or Thomas Markle.

Jesus this guy is embarrassing. I know some people have no shame and will do anything for money but damn. Money isn’t better than having good relationships with your family. 

I don’t know why but I cackled so loud at this that I startled my dog.

It is a really really weird thing to say and I think it kinda means that she’s got a lot of insecurities surrounding relationships which might be why she has trouble in that area.