I think they mean that most of their (Bey and Jay’s) meals are whole plants as opposed to processed vegan crap. There is a lot of processed vegan food out there which is not healthy.

That’s a wig, right?

Yeah the dudes I know were annoyed with it when they traveled but it wasn’t much of an issue where I live in Los Angeles. 

This is fantastic-a lot of the new parents I know lament the fact that there aren’t changing tables in a lot of men’s rooms when they travel. California made this happen last year and to my secondhand knowledge there’s quite a few mens rooms here with changing tables.

It might be “also known as cordial” in the UK but cordials in the US are boozy after dinner drinks.

That would require me to make a Finsta since my Instagram is in my real name and I’m not bothering with that for someone who really doesn’t care. She might (might) pay lip service to it but ultimately people think production and crew don’t matter.*

Thank you to everyone who came through on this project!!!! Love y’all!

I mean...you don’t have to believe me but it’s just a fact of life. Stars don’t really eat or drink before red carpets either to keep a flat stomach for pictures. 

She sings like she’s constantly stopped up. She sounds like I do when I have a cold. 

You don’t eat before or during a photoshoot to avoid bloating. You use black coffee as a diuretic to flush out as much water as possible.

I’m fairly certain she actually means reverse table which is where you’re flipped the other way like so:

She’s in a luxury minibus. They aren’t usually used to transport giant dresses but it’s become a practical way for those wearing massive dresses (usually to the Met Ball) to get around. 

You know, I think it might be the angle? Like those lights look brighter because the camera is focused there. Maybe. I dunno. 

When confronted with a similar scenario you deescalate the situation and don’t treat people like sitting on the floor is equivalent to a crime. Trying to pull a child out of a mother’s arms is not deescalation. 

My mom used to take us to Pic N Save and we were allowed to pick one new ornament every year. They were the cheap kind-50 cents or a dollar each And we have some of those glitter strawberry ornaments from the 80s (why was that a thing???)

Kelly Ripa’s thicc tree makes me happy. I can imagine how wonderful the house smells. We got a teeny tabletop tree and you can smell the piney goodness when you enter. It’s my favorite part of the Christmas season.

Give it the fuck up guys. Your client drugged and raped who knows how many women. I’ll bet there are more who haven’t said anything because there is still a stigma. 

Ugh my mom does this. She’s a 62 year old woman but she says “tinkle” when she means pee and she says “dinky” when talking of penises. 

There’s nothing private or low key about being seated near the window of a “celeb hangout” restaurant in New York in full view of the paparazzi.

Hahaha, I have a feeling I’d have liked your grandpa too :)