Uh, maybe they do at that particular McDonalds but the ones I’ve been to don’t ask (around Mid City and Ladera Heights). They don’t even have boy/girl toy sections, they just have general toys based on whatever kids movie is out and give you one.

Enter, then, chill duck....but the beauty is in the details: his pristine fur...

I’m looking forward to the nightmare fuel the CGI Pinocchio is going to be.

OMG Jacques Torres! I remember watching him do a chocolate show in Food Network a million years ago and he was a delight to watch then. I’ll have to get to this! 

The Santa Clause is my all-time favorite. I’ve watched that movie so.many.times and enjoy it every time.

It appears from this woman’s Instagram post that she’s been friends with the new dude for six years so he’s been around the corner for awhile. 

Why did it take so long? If I had to venture a guess, it would be that this is a transparent attempt to get attention. Holding up votes is some of the worst type of political theater but it raises a Congressperson’s profile so any chance they get to do it, they take it.

I will definitely take those kudos because I have thankfully never had to deal with such disgusting behavior at a Starbucks. The very idea is fucking foul. 

The article states that he was a recovering addict and abusing drugs/alcohol can screw with your cardiovascular system. I did a PSA about opioid abuse specifically and talked with a lot of recovery centers and they told me that it’s unfortunately not uncommon to hear that one of the people who had been coming to…

*Also thanks autocorrect for assuming I meant cache and not cachet. Also thanks brain for not catching that until now. 

Living on taxpayer money is irrelevant to feeling like a big public palace isn’t really a home.

Oh Meghan, you keep trying to pivot to the hypocrisy of the left but it’s literally not a partisan issue. It doesn’t matter who is a hypocrite and who isn’t as long as we’re heading in the right direction regarding climate change.

Yes, for the love of god, yes. What makes a truly bad actor is being unable to deliver lines convincingly. There are a number of ways to fuck this up (poor emoting/zero emoting is usually the most obvious) but that’s the key.

Ehhhhh....why though? There’s nothing wrong with leaving a work with questions unanswered.

I think my little two bedroom single family home is way nicer than living in that mess of public buildings full of other royals (including that racist bitch Princess Michael) and random ass rich people who can afford the rent there. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I think it’s just that she is a known liar. She claims her butt is natural when it very clearly is not based on photos from just a few years ago. Your butt doesn’t go from normal big to diaper huge unless you’ve had some help.

120 miles per hour is an insane speed. If you’ve been routinely doing that, congratulations, you’re a reckless driver. The autobahn has a general speed limit of 80 and most folks drive about that, even in the limitless areas because *drumroll* it’s extremely dangerous to drive over 100 miles per hour and most folks…

For real though. My idiot college roommates and I tried this exact experiment with pizza. We sprayed it for like, a split second. A little spurt. In a big open kitchen while the oven vent was on and the window was open.

It’s really not though. You don’t get a split, bloody lip and a black eye unless someone is really going to town on your face.

You’re weird and selfish because you’ve done all those things, dontchaknow.