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My point is that a three year old cannot think critically/analytically and therefore just sees colors/shapes and hears fun music and won’t absorb the retrograde messages because the kid doesn’t really understand what’s happening.

People boycotted orange juice???

You’ve clearly never been to a Disney property.

Nope, wasn’t arguing that at all. Was just calling attention to the fact that your assertion that she wears a shell brassiere* for most of the movie is irrelevant because she does, in fact, wear plenty of pretty dresses as well and the songs are awesome.

If you saw this movie as a toddler, you had zero clue that she was signing away her voice for some legs to attract a total stranger. You liked the colors and the songs.

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Excuse me, Ariel wears several pretty dresses while on land including her bomb-ass ultra 80s puffy sleeved wedding dress that I adored when I was 5 years old and playing with my Ariel doll.

*DEAD*

But....why??? This type of nonsense trickery seems like such a waste of time and money. Like I understand that it might be kind of a funny inside joke but like....going through all that just for a private joke?

They are both dark haired white women. That’s all the resemblance I’m seeing.

Personally, I think we should be calling out the patriarchy and dumbass men who are too jittery to pick up menstrual products rather than the women who are upholding it because it’s a part of their lives due to...the patriarchy and specifically a very particular aspect of it as it relates to royalty.

For real though. A friend of mine gave birth and while she didn’t have a team of people there to do her makeup or anything, she dragged a comb through her hair and put on something she felt happy and comfortable in (yoga pants and a long tunic top) because she’d just been through a lot and didn’t want to leave looking

Er, it’s fine if you wanna share that you have dried smelly amniotic fluid on your shoes but not all of us are comfortable with that, nor should we be.

I’ll be honest: I have no idea who that person is. Steven Spielberg is clearly into casting unremarkable white dudes. 

For me, that’s exactly the issue. He’s an entirely unremarkable actor who seems to be getting by just on the fact that he’s vaguely cute and white and male.

Insulting snark? It was a gentle ribbing because this subject is truly silly.

I suppose I just think it’s odd that you assume this is an oversight rather than purposeful. There are a lot of professionals who you’re insinuating are either bad at their jobs (because Marvel suddenly doesn’t hire the best?) or failed completely at designing the lead character over what was likely years of

Kermit and Miss Piggy aren’t from Sesame Street.

Carol Danvers is apparently going to already be in Starforce when the movie starts. She’s literally living with a bunch of aliens (Kree) on an alien planet (Hala) and you’re thinking she should have the exact same hairstyle as the women of North America in the 1990s otherwise Marvel is failing on a mundane detail.

She literally fell to the Earth with that hairstyle and you’re annoyed that it’s not period-appropriate? 

A truly fantastic trailer about a really cool superhero gets released and the first thing this chick whines about is a goddamn ponytail.