Obvious racist troll is making me laugh at least. "I can throw around the n word but someone at Vanity Fair's feelings might get hurt! Oh noes!"

The bottom painting really is beautiful and endearing. Who is the lady pictured? Is she Creole?

Viola Davis usually brings it on the red carpet. Maybe she's not famous enough? (That's a crime in itself. I hope her new show is a huge hit.)

There are even black European ones!

Kerry Washington is a good one.

Another reason to nominate Rihanna.

Fan Bingbing wins any and every fashion review. She is the definition of an international fashion icon. She is daring and flawless at just about every red carpet appearance that she's made in recent years. This list is obviously meaningless.

Describing Rihanna as "awful [and] trashy" really undercuts the credibility of your username.

WHERE IS KERRY WASHINGTON?!?!?! I guess pregnant + being a woman of color was just wayyyyyy too much for Vanity Fair to deal with.

After watching that, I hope I die in less than seven days. But before that, someone needs to turn her dancing into one of those "white people" gifs.

Well, I am keeping them anyway.

"Won't somebody please think of the children!?"

Just pulled it out of my ass (no pun intended, but it's hilarious now that I think about it).

AHAHAHAHA now I can't stop thinking about what "Thanks, Obama!" fanfiction would look like...

It was cold out that day

I'm very glad to hear that. And you sound like a level-headed person with a good sense of independence. Yay! And good luck!

if Apple just had a problem with the female body, then they'd have a problem with this.