because drunk people would think that zoo animals are fuzzy and cuddly, somebody wants lion for a house pet???

Its all the damn animals. I don't mean the ones in the cages either.

That's my take on it as well. If it takes in that much cash, hire some top notch bouncers.

All of the major museums (Tate, National Gallery etc) run late nights (usually on Thursdays and Fridays) with booze, and there seems to be no threat to the artwork. I wonder what it is about the zoo.

Fellen? If that's pronounced even remotely close to felon, that may be one of the world's most accurate names out there.

Lets just be honest here- there IS no better defense than "a big black guy did it." Nothing gets cops drooling quite like that phrase.

Where does a 20 year old get $50k for surgeries? Mommy and daddy? Good job parents for raising a child who thinks he's a doll and handing the money over.

"only available in Caucasian" I've seen this probably 10 times and it's hilarious every time in a sad bc it's true way.

Well, he got a reaction. I dumped him. He couldn't figure out why, even after I explained it, because he thought it was "the right thing to do."

DAT GINGER THO.

Well, it's a mixed bag, like everywhere else. I recommend Savannah, Charleston & New Orleans if you like architecture & food. There are beautiful places in the mountains, too, but you have to do a lot more driving.

Please note that people also still say it with sincerity down here, too. Usually when extraordinary bad luck or misfortune has happened- I said it myself the other day, when a friend who'd just recovered from cataract surgery totaled her car. It's a very southern knee-jerk reaction: "Well, bless your heart!"

Try being on painkillers with a broken foot and not feeling well at YOUR next Oscars Missy — ...how about showing the REST of the story Miss Hater. ;)

bless your heart, you sure are tryin' it

Ha! Haha! You must need an update on the definition of sexism: http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/sex…

Also, are you sure you're reading the right website?

Only in Idaho.

No, but it means it *is* legal for public places like stores or restaurants to prohibit women from breastfeeding there.

I'm sorry, but are you trying to turn us off?

Walk of victory.

I feel like Nine West didn't think this through. Meaning they didn't think about the unintended subtext that your starter husband is gonna be a poor mother fucker and you can only afford nine west with him when what you really want is a pair of Jimmy Choos