Eh, I don't know, if I want to sleep with someone, I sleep with them, so this is not entirely familiar for me. Assuming they are working on old-timey value systems (or "old-fashioned," as the title goes), then it would be part based on her reputation (people could think they had slept together, and then she would be…

Australian analysis of the situation:

Google Image search needs to have a warning process for shit like that. You click search and if the results are completely disgusting, a message pops up that says "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ONE? BECAUSE THERE IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HERE." And then you can decide if you want to proceed.

While that may be enough internet for you today, my time is juuuuuuust starting.

For your boyfriend:

Not gonna lie...a young Joe Biden?

Exactly what you are insinuating, which is that people have told them their entire lives that they are valuable awesome geniuses (with a few moments of sexism thrown in I'm sure, but overall they are extremely privileged human beings) whose ideas are OF COURSE worth hearing.

My probably-soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend is in luuuuuuuuuuv with her, and this makes me feel better about the fact that it's ending, in a weird and totally not very valid way.

Yeah this line especially:

um, gwyneth, most people don't know this, including you, but there ARE birds on Guam. So fortunately for you, you can contract your imagination right back up into your a$$.

As an Asian woman, I'm not sure why, but your comment annoys me. Admittedly I can't really form a logical justification for this feeling. Basically, I feel slightly less upset than this guy.

This is what happens when pseudo-intelligent rich white women are bored with their lives.

Well, at first I assumed that the main meat of the film would be a series of wacky chaperones, but on further reflection, I suspect that they can go, like, to a restaurant or a park - just places where there are always other people around, to avoid temptation.

I want to Google this, but IDK. So Christian Discipline and Christian Spanking is different?

Basically, she was pointing out that the actual Bible outlined just about every kind of sin, malfeasance, and misdeed; not only by "enemies" but by the most beloved and first chosen of God. David had a man killed so he could snag his wife, most of the prophets tried to run from their responsibilities, Lot bangs his…

I'm not sure why one can't be focused in several directions at once? I just happened to be born in this country. My real allegiance is to humanity and human rights and you're right, there is no shortage of places where such attention is needed, but I don't think it is inaccurate to say Gaza is among the most urgent.

Please don't make your decision about Christianity based on the fledgling crazy extremists the media loves to cover: it's like basing your opinion on Islam on media coverage of terrorists.

There are many Christian denominations that think Mark Driscoll and people like him DO NOT represent Jesus or his teachings. For…

Yeah, how dare they have opinions about anything other than fashion and makeup, amirite? They have no business educating themselves (or the public) about important issues and should just stick to being the human mannequins that they are so you can ridicule them for their appearance at your leisure.

Yes! How dare us Asians think a white dude might be interested in us as a person instead of a racial stereotype. The fact that vast majority of men we meet are white has nothing to do with anything, and we obviously just obsessed with the idea of a strong GI joe who will save us from our people. It's completely our…

I had a strict no-cracker policy when I was wasting my time on OKCupid.