Sad but true :(

How could someone be so socially inept as to be incapable of figuring why they'd been dumped after that...?

/speechless

Definitely dodged a bullet there.

He's a bit pretty/boyish, but yeah :P

Thanks :) Food is always good - New Orleans is definitely on my list!

I won't be able to drive, though I might go with a tour company for part of the trip - any suggestions as to places in the mountains? There seems to be a tour going almost everywhere.

Yeah, I guess context is everything, as always :)

I actually really like the sound of Southern culture, TBH (I'm a bit conservative so maybe that's why). Might spend a few weeks there when I visit America next summer.

A REAL LIVE SCOTSMAN! GET HIM! GET HIM!*

*a middle-aged housewife in Minnesota

**kidding, I'm actually an English girl

I like your POV!

Trying to get a reaction out of you/make you jealous. What a loser.

Eugh, that sounds awful :( Sorry to hear that.

If it helps, that sort of behaviour sounds totally crazy (even by cheater standards!) You dodged a bullet.

I have to go now... but 'twas fun being weird together! We need to do this again some time :P *high five*

We've already arrived there :P

Ah, I thought that when you said "put that away" you were joking that it was me in the ad, and I was "putting the food away" (i.e. eating it).

You won't have a nightmare if you watch the second ad. ;)

I did not know this was a thing in the South! (I'm British).

/themoreyouknow :D

We need to start a fund for him to get that tattoo removed. I'll contribute £10. :P

It's a guy in the ad. I think the same guy who did the voice-over :P