Two Spits, One Cup?

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS GIF

Surely it'd have been written by a fellow Christian, and hence unlikely to be "sinful to read"? :P

Yay!

Noseless gifs are always the best :D

You're welcome :D Here is the noseless version:

When you say it's reasonable, do you mean that it's reasonable if read literally, or interpreted a certain way? :)

Yeah, I've been considering that one most, actually - there's a UU church in the village where I live :)

Oh dear...

I can imagine! :P *high five*

I know! She totally went off the radar after Memoirs of a Geisha. :'(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Ziy…

Hahahaha!

Let me know your reaction once you've read about it ;D

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now ;)

Is there any Ziyi Zhang, though? :(

You, my friend, are a true Belieber to the death.

Parents drag you along? :(

TBF, I'm waiting till marriage and I'm not a Christian. It doesn't have to be a "godly" thing :P

But, yeah, I don't think promoting the idea that "if you wait it'll be a wonderful magical event 111 and unicorns will throw a party" is the best way to go about it...

Thank you :D Dick jokes are the best, TBF! Even better when they're hard...