But did you see the part where Martha Stewart steals cheese from her housekeeper?

pot covered in melted candle wax.

Planned Parenthood also provides care to the “preborn” by offering medical services and counseling to low income women who choose to keep their pregnancies.

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and who are those grown-ass men passively standing by the officer kneeling on her teenage back while he assaults her?!?!

Racist af. I can’t deal with this. Don’t touch other people’s kids, you assholes!!!!! Outrageous.

Now market to women for 100% more than regular pineapples.

Which one of them had to die alone? Is that made clear? He’s so much older than her it was probably Jennifer Lawrence.

1) I did not know Instagram had noise. 2) God bless Beyoncé. She woke up like this. #flawless

I could only see them dark blue and black, and then I covered all the background light and saw them white and gold. Now I can see them both ways like one of those gd magic eye pictures. There must be some kind of take-away here.

He really does look like a thumb with a mustache. Excellent description.

He was also mean to Kyle Dunnigan of Professor Blastoff, which is unacceptable.

He’s just drawing out the first syllable, which is already stressed. Lip rounding is from the “or” sequence. Both are associated with lip rounding/protrusion.

Jennifer Lawrence should be the star of every movie. This sounds totally appropriate to me.

I found this interview really moving when it came out in June. Is there an update on how the interviewee is doing? I’d love to know.

Oh my glob!

Omg, I would just let her sleep with me.

Whelp, I am for sure a sucker, because even Beyoncé’s commercials make me cry.

Omg, are these 5 different people?!

Did you imagine an actual human baby?! Of course you did!