I wish! I found Loki and his (sadly now passed) brother Bartleby as two strays. Named them after the “angels” from Dogma. You can tell around what eras we found our kitties, we also have a Sookie (True Blood) and a Skyler (Breaking Bad)

I find it hilarious that people straight up search for “porn” (or prom). That’s like going into the Mall of America looking to buy a “thing.” A big range there and a good chance you get something you probably weren’t looking for.

Season 9 of ER when Romano loses a fight with a helicopter rotor. I screamed so loud.

I assume it’s just the way our brains are wired. I still think about awkward things I’ve said and did that happened years ago, sometimes decades ago. I really wish I could find a way to let things go because I think I’d be a lot happier for it.

I feel like it’s too obvious? A burn, maybe?

I really need to know more about those bearding contracts Irina Shayk and Olivia Munn (pretty sure that’s who they talked about, right?) signed. Give me ALL the details.

“leaked” sex tape.

I AM HERE FOR ALL OF THIS.

I think she’s just aware of how deeply self-obsessed both Kris and Caitlin are. I’m not convinced that two percent is an inaccurate gauge of how important their children are to that former couple.

Totally believe you, Tiger!

Impaired driving is impaired driving. I don’t care if it’s booze, Percocet or anything else - if you are even slightly impaired, don’t get behind the wheel.

But real talk: frank ‘n’ beans are amazing. Also, cut up hot dogs in mac and cheese.

When I worked in college admissions, I had a student submit a doge meme as an answer to a short essay question. She’d made it herself, and it was college-themed: “So liberal arts. Much future lawyer. Wow.” I accepted her, and had the unique pleasure of attempting to explain this meme to my boss in our weekly staff…

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

Only starred for the first two sentences ;)

The Ryan Seacrest bit made me cackle out loud. He’s got so much money for lots of projects but he’s only really known to the masses as the AI judge, whereas Katy is known by just about everyone, even if it’s just because she shot whipped cream from her chest.

Ricotta is cheese, read the menu, you idiot.

You are so not alone. Another poster brought this same thing up on another Saturday night social thread a few months ago, and let me tell you, the responses were many and long. The consensus is - it’s not you, it’s adulthood. And it’s also not personal - it’s also the unintentional self-focus and family-focus of…

My best friend is a flake & I hate it. I made plans to pick her up in her hood this afternoon to hang out tonight so we could go to the river tomorrow since it’s 90 fucking degrees. We talked 5 hours ago, made plans to reconnect & she’s been incommunicado ever since. I’ve called a couple times & texted but haven’t…

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press: