My cousin named her kid Makynzi. Good God, woman, I get that you were 19 when you had her but goddamn.

Lynzee here from 1987. The trend setter.

Holy shit, that story. How awful.

That must’ve been a tough choice. At 18 months, a kid definitely knows her name, and it must have been a bit hard on her to change it, especially with getting a new family and everything at the same time. But you have to weigh that against the harm a lifetime of carrying a stripper name would do. I think you made the…

My wife is a part of a mommy group, there is a subset of this group we privately refer to as, “the dens”. More than 50% of the group has been afflicted with this terrible naming convention.

When we adopted our daughter at 18 months, we promptly changed her first name to the middle and gave her a new first. Her former name was a horribly misspelled trashy mess that would have looked too good on a stripper program. We kept it for respect of the birth family, but hid it out of respect for her.

But what’s funny is the “must come up with an original name” people always wind up with a kid who has 5 other kids in that grade with that name. Turns out other people stumbled on Hazel, as well.

Times square was in no way a toilet in 1995. It just wasn’t the selfie-taking idiot tourist nightmare it is today.

Like many of the olds (I am 40-something) I blame everything on the Internets.

I’m 51, and my guess is, it’s getting worse. Respect for science as a discipline and scientific findings is not (in my opinion) what it was in the 60s and 70s - Scientific findings that informed the EPA’s decisions in the early days were not questioned like now. Used to be, funding for the National Science Foundation…

Double star for chucklefucks

Next?

Man, this is one of the weirdest and saddest lineups of “stars” so far. I look forward to Rick getting knocked out in the first round.

Oh yes, that would have been a superb casting choice!

His clothing line looks like something homeless people in a dystopian future movie would wear, so I’m inclined to agree.

So.....the actress and choreographer are saying it’s definitely super-deep but you probably wouldn’t understand unless you watch it 40 times....and Kanye gave a pretty much incoherent speech at the VMA’s introducing this video, and in said speech he referenced his beefs with RayJ, Amber, and Taylor Swift.

Like when I first saw Inception. I was high. It all made sense.

As someone who works full time and is a hands on parent, if I had the spare time I would certainly not spend it watching a Ye video 40 times.

The man is nothing but an albatross.

He must have a pathology about sending these photos. Even if he is a serial cheater, you’d think he would have learned after the 2nd time that leaving a digital footprint of your cheating is a terrible idea.