You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

I'm kind of glad the legacy of prince wasn't sullied by the rest of this....ugh, whatever it is.

i was hoping ariana would do a little bit of her other songs. the soulcycle thing was bad and did nicki even want to be there?

I feel like I am bordering on old and thought she sounded horrible. The last time I watched the VMAs was for the NSYNC reunion and I remember being disappointed by the sound then.

I have no idea who any of these people are, but they all look horrible.

I don’t know who Laura Perlongo is (although I do know Nev Schulman, and her taste is almost as questionable as Alex Botolow’s. Those are seriously the genes you’re perpetuating? Like, really?) But her outfit is the VMA equivalent of wearing white to someone else's wedding. Are you presenting? Are you up for an award?…

It’s called “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE.”

Not impressed yet. Where is Brit Brit? Princess RiRi? Bee?

I agree - and I think her entire team is sighing with relief. Hope Solo is reckless and chaotic, and doesn't play well with others.

Seriously. Anyone that follows womens soccer knew this was a long time coming. Who cares if men get away with the same shit. I don’t support asshole male athletes either.

I agree. Solo has a long history of causing problems and it finally caught up with her.

omgggg Laurie is TOO precious.

I think it also makes a big difference that she did it at the Olympics. That’s probably the event that the USWNT gets the most attention. You don’t make your team look like sore losers at the Olympics.

Hope isn’t being suspended or released because of the Sweden comment. Rather, she’s being released because she’s been given slaps on the wrist over and over again because, up to this point, she was valuable to U.S. Soccer. But she is no longer the goalie she once was.

I love her!

I can’t stand JHough, when I heard she was back as a dancer, I just had to laugh.

I had the same reaction! It just felt shitty, and like they just really hate women. IDK, it just made me annoyed and then I turned it off. I”m going to try watching through that lens and see if it alters my opinion.

Laurie Hernandez is so freaking adorable.

Olympian Ryan Lochte on Dancing With the Stars.

So Ryan is on DWTS and they invited back both Julianne and Derek*. Welp. At least Laurie will be a joy to watch.