May her subway cards be stuck in a “swipe again” loop forever.

The entire episode, she said, was a performance art piece. . . .

From the Fusion piece:

We have a bathroom like this at work, two stalls side by side, one for men and the other for women. I get SO uncomfortable at the thought of using the toilet next to a male colleague, and I absolutely can't explain it. If anyone is in there, I won't go in. I have no other issues with toilets, honestly.

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

Stall doors should always open inward so you can hold them with your foot if necessary, that’s just good design sense.

I had a horrible bathroom door situation a few weeks ago in an airport. I got off the plane and rushed to the bathroom with everyone else. It was a pretty large bathroom, maybe 20 stalls or so, very large line. They were the types of stall doors that shut no matter what so it was hard to tell which ones were being…

I grew up in a house where my mom and sibling barely even shut the bathroom door. When I locked it they would pound and pound and yell “what’s the big deal? Other people need in there! Why are you locking it!!” It drove me insane to turn the knob and find them sitting on the toilet and it is so so so so much worse…

Every time I use a public restroom and there is a door that has a push button lock, I have to test it like three times to make sure it’s properly depressed. Not in an OCD way, I just want to be sure it’s locked. Even then, if the bathroom is a larger handicapped accessible space, and I’m sitting on the toilet several…

But I opened it soooo sloowwwwly so she would see it coming and say something or, I don’t know, hold it shut! SOME INDICATION A HUMAN WAS IN THERE.

Have you experienced people wriggling the locked handle, and then STILL knocking. Like, the fucking door was locked but somehow you think no ones in here? And what if no one is in here? Are you going to break down the locked door to take a piss, really? The fuck? Next time someone does that I think I’m gonna just…

My husband uses a washcloth. It smells like a butt. He, oddly, smells delightful, like the woods after a light rain. It makes no sense to me.

$50 and he’s yours.

I am similarly reviled by the smell of Dial. My college boyfriend and his roommates used Dial. And they had a mushroom the size of a dinner plate (absolutely not an exaggeration) growing out of the grout between the tub and the floor. They wanted to see how big it would get so didn’t remove it for months. I never…

Washcloths are disgusting. When my boyfriend and I moved in together I got him off the bar soap (because that’s also disgusting) and into body wash. But I cannot rid the man of his washcloth. Fun fact: I am the only one who ever replaces the washcloth in our shower. He’d use the same germ soaked, crusty, discolored…

Plastic loofah or gtfo unless you want to be in a LTR with fungus I guess

TRYING NOT TO BREED SUPER BUGS THATS WHAT. It’s like immune system boot camp.

antibacterial soap is bad for you since it leads to superbacteria. what’s with your smugness?

I would like to receive a fancy bar soap as a gift but would never buy one for myself.

That’s probably on purpose, tbh. She’s never been a great vocalist live.