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Congrats! I was ungreyed on the Slot today. It was nice. Thank you, Slot people!

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Oh you cannot stop there.

me too!

YAAAASSSSSSSSS

OT, but I just had a bunch of Jezebel and Gawker sub-blogs follow me and I just wanna say thank you. Is this happening for everyone who survived the Gawkapocalypse? I can comment on The Slot now and not be in the greys!

We all know he’s lying.

It just now clicked for me that Stanely Tucci and John Krasinski are brothers-in-law.

Yes. This movie is obviously the best. I have a friend it happened to IRL, except the end result is that her highschool ex-boyfriend is now her step-brother. So much fun at the family reunions!

Really? I thought the two leading men should have swapped roles. I couldn’t buy Simon Baker as the smarmy photographer, Adrian embodies that perfectly.

Counterpoint: the Elon story is A++++++!!!

I don’t even have to click on that link to know it’s for Drive Me Crazy, one of the best worst teen movies of the late ‘90s.

yesssss, I crushed on him so hard when that movie came out, I wanted to have a cute neighbor that I could flirt through my bedroom window so bad!

Bobby. I love you. But the celebrities news today is pretty boring. Please tell the celebrities to be more interesting. K Thx Bai.

“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.”

“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the

Amy Schumer, Regular Girl (TM), is that friend who overshares for shock value.

Amy Schumer is rapidly becoming completely insufferable.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.