I called it yesterday: Justin Timberlake will be an asshole at every Hillary Clinton photo opportunity. He’s a self-centred clown, but worse than a clown.

Taking Caster out doesn’t get you a medal, but thanks for being a sore loser, Lynz.

The US coverage was terrible. NBC showed way too much Michael Phelps, that is was offensive to other athletes. There is no need to show him sitting and doing nothing. Al Trautwig deciding to dismiss Simone Biles’ parents as not being her “real parents” was mean and petty.

I just wanted to watch some goddamn field events as they happened.

I’m still shocked the Velodrome didn’t collapse mid-competition and that not a single competitor in a water-related sport has contracted some serious illness already. I mean, incubation period like you say but still. The Olympics weren’t nearly the shit-show I thought they would be, except that privileged fuckboy…

Remember the old McDonalds apple pies, the ones they fried in the deep fryer? Those were so good. I still love a McDonalds apple pie but I miss the good old days when everyone pretended it was totally fine to deep fry fruit pies and feed them to children regularly.

I can’t embed tweets on my tablet, but Chris Kirkpatrick said he had mixed emotions.

Nick Carter’s mother and a singer from LFO also made allegations about his molesting boys in those groups. They come from multiple sources.

I’d also like to note that my friend had Darren’s Dance Grooves and we tried to do the Bye Bye Bye dance and it was hard af although in our defense we were definitely drinking so that might have had something to do with it.

It’s going to be just like this campaign event.

I haven’t thought about Lou in years. I didn't know he was in jail, but when I saw the headline, I figured he was in jail for worse than a Ponzi scheme.

I was surprised that there was no mention of this. Lance Bass was extremely gracious in his tweet. Maybe he was trying to head off any questions about how he feels right now.

He is

Bad idea, Hillary. Justin doesn’t ever miss a chance to make things all about him, no matter how stupid he looks. The guy is a grade A level attention whore. Every single photo from the fundraiser will be something like this (replace Jessica with Hillary):

I truly hope this community of real decent, funny, and intelligent family of writers and commentators is allowed to exist untouched. I found a voice on here, a lot of friends, spilled the secrets of my soul, was accepted, and accepted others back. One of my rules was, always star people who respond to your comments,…

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

In Lochte’s interview with Billy Bush he said they were jumped when the taxi driver pulled over to get gas. If it happened that way then the driver was totally in on it.

It is not that it is made up, it is more that it is probably a partial truth. Like, they were robbed at gunpoint by a dealer/pimp after asking the cabbie to take them to a drug selling point/whorehouse.

Spoiler alert: It won’t be.