“Many people say I have the best jokes, many many people. I have all the best jokes, folks, and..and I can’t even tell you some of the REALLY good ones because you might have a medical problem, I dunno, and then they’d blame that on me too, so I’ll just say I have all the best jokes...got them from my friend Billy,…

I submitted a story last year about the road I used daily to get to my crappy job when I was young. The following story is from that job itself:

i would go live on a boat, if IT happened to me.

I have three, all having to do with the house I grew up in.

love these! actually remembered that I have one from high school:

Wil Wheaton does:

I rambled about this in a different comment, but the shrink we saw for our son thinks it could be inherited, as my husband still sleep walks and talks like our son does (on top of the not sleeping well thing), and also that it could have something to do with him being a NICU baby who didn’t get much skin to skin…

The answersfrom the specialists annoy me. I have a 6 year old, and though she was a “good sleeper” as a baby, and continues to be a kid who needs a lot of sleep, there’s been periods where she’s scared or whatever and willing to spend the whole night screaming in order to get what she wants (staying with us). It’s…

After the bullshit her family went through over the past eight years, you think she wants anywhere near the White House ever again? Ha! (at least President Obama’s skyrocketing approval numbers are a nice farewell gift and the very least this country can do for them.)

Did he really say that, or is this a joke? At this point I can’t tell anymore.

The story Jackie told was literally a modern re-creation of little red riding hood. Innocent, naive young girl venturing into the woods (fraternity party) for the first time, being lured by a wolf in disguise (her date/gang rape organizer). For Christ’s sake she even claimed to have been wearing a red dress. How…

“A Couple Has Been Arrested For Allegedly Forcing a Utah Woman Into a Threesome”

Can you properly explain why you, Aimee Lutkin, a writer for Jezebel, a supposed feminist news summary/commentary website, keep referring to acts of RAPE as if they are one of the various terms for consensual sex?

A Couple Has Been Arrested For Allegedly Raping Forcing a Utah Woman Into a Threesome at Sundance

Because he was a white man. And it was only his wife. Not like he was threatening another white man.

Saturday Sheela the Irish Wolfound snuggles

I went to see Irvine Welsh at the Edinburgh Book Festival tonight. It was pretty good.

This whole Scott Eastwood/late girlfriend story is bizarre. I’m trying really hard not to be a judgy bitch because people grieve in their own way, but he never mentions it until he has a movie to promote and hasn’t talked to her dad, either to express his condolences or ask if it’s ok to bring up his pain in public,…

Stop saying the UK. These women have to go to Britain. If they could go to Northern Ireland, it would still be burdensome, but much easier. The whole Island has restrictive abortion laws.