Is it weird how strongly I feel about whether or not a sitting head of state should use emoticons/emoji? I feel that the answer is no for at least another 20 years. By which time hieroglyphic communication will be more of a standard, I assume. For now. No. Don’t do it. 

I am Ok with that actually. Either they were racists too, in which case not wasting my sympathies on them overmuch, or they are not and are better off with this whey-faced haemmorroid on the ass of society out of their life’s.

Oh good. Trump’s presidency was starting to make my nightmares apathetic - ‘what can I do,’ my brain asks ruefully, ‘that’s more horrifying than the fact the only thing between us and nuclear devastation is the weakness of Trump’s tiny, button fumbling fingers’ - but this should liven them up horrifically.

I’m torn between which is more off-putting, hitting on me in the gym or hitting on me when I’m waiting for a bus. I am more asocial at the gym, but rictus smile horrifying when someone hits on you in or around public transport. (Someone once got a bottle of something out of his bag and offered me a drink. Thank you!…

Right? The ‘I’m in a weird place right now’ isn’t some existential crisis. The weird place is being hit on in the gym!

Does the second year law student know this guy ‘sees’ her at the movies?

Plus poor people can have allergies too! Yep, there’s loads of great meals I could make on a budget theoretically, but when you have to leave out anything with flour (because I have coeliacs), chicken and milk (ex-partner was allergic) it becomes so much harder to even think about healthy meals. Pack of hot dogs and…

*nods* and it doesn’t help. I spend all my time reading about Bannon and coups, then I just feel hopeless and apathetic. So I read about Kardashians or look at pictures of ferrets in between.

I don’t consider celebrity gossip to be breaking news, but it’s sometimes interesting and right now? It’s a bloody good break from the ongoing horror show that is the current geo-political situation. I am fairly politically informed (or try to be), but between Brexit, the local snap election, and the tiny-handed…

I hear that brings luck. Or at least excited squeaking noises.

Her lie didn’t get Emmett Till murdered though. Two racists killed him because they wanted to kill him (supposedly he whistled at her, but I suspect he was just in the same space and that was reason enough for them). She concocted her lie about the assault to get her husband off the murder charges.

Cillit Bang definitely did them one better on sexy cleaning dudes.

Yes, but it was still an odd, and inaccurate, phrase to use.

Thanks. Sorry to be a pedant, but this case - and Geimer’s desire to move away from it - can get a bit ugly sometimes. So...I pedant’d you.

*nods* It’s the kind of statement you need to get the phrasing right on, I think.

*pukes along with you*

“Samantha Geimer, Polanski’s victim, has since made amends with the director...”

It was so good. Usually I hate those ‘ha ha, we were lying to you all the time!’ shows, but this was so perfectly done.

It’s hard to speculate on anything, since everything Michael told Eleanor could be a lie designed to dismay her more. However, we can assume that what he said about it being really difficult to get into the Good Place was true. Tahani and Chidi were not as good as THEY thought they were, but they weren’t particularly…

Oh, I think Michael did really enjoy them...as well as secretly torturing him. The Bad Place demons all seemed to really enjoy the whole game of it.