Combine my two british waifus into one being? Yes please.

Yeah, I was always insanely perplexed by people saying “instead of releasing skins for HotS, they should implement drop-in observer mode”. Dude... Skins are made by 3D artists and animators. Observer mode is made by engineers and UI people. What the fuck? It’s like saying “Instead of cooking potatoes, we should repair…

What if you only sweat more than others in the head region? Seriously, I'm curious. That's me and it's annoying, especially at the gym.

I do find it funny that Future Trunk’s timeline is in a perpetual state of FUCKED. Spent all that time getting rid of the androids—OH SHIT—IT’S BLACK GOKU!!!

Related: You can do it with Genji too.

So you’re saying I could eventually go back to farming BRD and UBRS for Black Dragon Scales to make cloaks for the entire guild again? And then eventually farm up stuff for nature resistance so we could attempt AQ? All without flying mounts and farming mobs in that Crimson whatever stronghold in EPL for gold?

I played a game yesterday where the opposing team’s Roadhog had 100% hook rate. Even though I had broken my previous record for healing that game, I still voted for Roadhog. 100% hook rate is insane.

I always vote for myself because I’m a selfish jerk.

Fuck the other team. BETTER DEAD THAN RED

I get snarky as fuck when someone gets a fan kill card at the end. My team, theirs, it doesn’t matter. 19 fan the hammer kills, 23 eliminations. “Oh nice fan kills McCree.” I can’t help but say something.

When I give commendations: Never

Never give comms to the other team, even if it was a legit good POTG. Always gives comms to your healer even if you lose and they weren’t amazing. When a Reinhardt gets POTG because he wiped 4/6 people in one go solo and pushes the payload BY HIMSELF but you still waste 8 minutes and lose because your team potatoes at…