Yeah, this.

Yeah. You’d almost think the console was designed in Japan by Japanese people. It’s a very good fit for their households.

>Red Dead Redemption 2

Am I the only one tired of the level of mystery and inspection going into this title? I just wish they’d come out and say “Yeah, it’s about how Luke is the last Jedi and is training Rey.” I mean, do you think everyone was trying to speculate about what the heck “The Empire Strikes Back” meant?

I swear it was the dog

Even worse... seeing my “faith in George Lucas” being torn limb from limb and then finally destroyed by the Phantom menace..*

Hey I loved those figues as a kid .(they also doubled as ‘nude shrunken skeletor’ and ‘melted nazi two and three from raiders”)

Still not sure that was the work of Stormtroopers.

#AuntBeruWasAnInsideJob

Not to mention a fella getting cut in half in Ep. I, the first documented Skywalker disarmament in Ep. 2 (plus bonus Fett decapitation & his son playing with the helmet that I’m pretty sure still had a head in it) all leading up to the dismemberfest that was Ep. 3 - Ep. 3, which featured so much dismemberment I can’t…

LOL yes to the smoking skeletons. That’s sticks with a kid.

... did they miss the original Star Wars? A guy cut someone’s arm off with a laser sword in a bar fight. The sequel had the hero’s hand chopped off, also with a laser sword, after he escaped from a yeti by... wait for it... chopping off an arm with a laser sword.

Kids probably wouldn’t take too kindly to seeing the dismembered digits of some creepy alien flopping through the air while blood spurts out of his gaping armhole.

What if... Rey IS the hand?!

But she’s offering it to the guy who, when first handed a lightsaber, immediately pointed it at his face. Lightsaber safety clearly isn’t a priority in that galaxy.

DR: “I love you Carrie.”

It’s a Sauron Style Castle minus the eye. Gave him enough room to add another complete Bacta Tank and an extra torture cha... er guest room making the total of 24 bedrooms, 6 guest rooms, 14 full baths, 6 half baths, 3 Bacta Tanks, 14 holographic kneepads, 16 walk in closets, a lightsabre gym, a massive holographic…

Good to know Vader has such a positive emotional connection to a place where he got his arms and legs cut off and burned to a crisp that he decided to put his relaxing vacation home there.

LIGHTSABER TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think Vader would think of something so obvious. He still wears a cape for crying out loud even though it could easily get drawn into a ship’s turbine.

Kwong Wah Yit Poh is the name of the newspaper.