Romeo + Juliet. I walked out the moment Juliet died, and I was laughing. It was all the worse because I was in my second year of grad school and lots of Elizabethan lit scholars were trying so hard to fawn all over it. "Doesn't Claire Danes capture Juliet's listlessness?" No. She's just awful.

Would full retard have earned this an A or an F?

"We treat all our politicians like celebrities."
Eh, no. Or at least, we do not treat all celebrities the same way.
Hillary Clinton would have received no such treatment from Fallon. He would have been nice, but he would not have treated her like a frat bro.

So true.

A+, not A.

Well, I'm Mike D. Oh yeah, that's me.

Umm, "Sounds of Science"?

No "F." Either Kevin Sorbo showed some chops, or the AV Club feared divine retribution.

Diane Keaton and Susan Sarandon ought to know better, too.

I disdain you all for focusing only on De Niro's slumming!

This has "120 Days of Sodom" written all over it, except for the shit eating, at least for now.