You bet that, huh?

How can you have a job in research and not have spotted that this entire article is about his personal observations from his experience actually training multiple people - which is as close to usable data as you can find without polling a thousand other personal trainers.

For fucking real.

"You mean the lying, sneaking around, and ultimate disrespect of the partner by not being honest with your feelings in the first place instead of fooling around with another partner behind their back isn't naturally hurtful?"

Why the fuck am I having to sign up for an account to read my own fucking books?

"Eating disorders ravage the body, and yet many women who suffer from them are still seen as beautiful. Cosmetic surgery also ravages the body, yet many women who get their breasts cut open or their fat suctioned out or their noses carved up do so to become more beautiful."

...or maybe I'm referring to how pregnancy actually does ravage the body.

Oh, you mean the way you clearly assumed I was some kind of fornicating hippy, I pointed out I don't roll that way and then suddenly you didn't have nearly as much to say?

"You'd rather have an argument than [some folksy homespun hokum]."

People who actually still use middle fingers in this day and age = bros.

Me and dead owls don't give a hoot.

Yeah, okay. The second of your problems is that you need to assume that I have a given point of view stemming from my personal experience which in turn gives you leeway to make judgements on me.

"Religion gives hope and comfort in a world torn apart by religion."

Who exactly has condemned you for anything? You decided for yourself that to bestow the love you have for your wife on any other individual simultaneously would be a "humiliation". You condemn yourself.

I do have to wonder about the idea of every single friend she has literally moving far, far away from her. It's not seeming to me that the problem is them...

It's misogyny to make allusions to how pregnancy ravages the body?

Absolutely. But I am a bad friend.

What is a 'relationship' but the introduction of sex to something that was previously a 'friendship'? And I can absolutely guarantee that I spend time with friends and my partner doesn't regard it as cheating. Likewise, she's definitely not the person on this earth who knows the most about me. I've been through and…

Could probably do with a version of the example big enough to actually read. That'd be cool.

If you don't use iTunes, it has a minor problem.