This post tells me you miss a god awful amount of stuff.

Suggestion: Use the console to play single player games and hang out with people in real life more often.

Is that not what he's doing?

Not what hypocrisy means.

A small pastry product, usually eaten with tartare sauce or broccoli.

No.

Wi-fi was out for like, a week.

[sniff] We will forever cherish the noble sacrifice of... the terrible thunder lizards.

Have you looked into birthday suits? I hear they work just as well.

Yeah that's right, show some ankle baby...

Isn't this something your baby daddy should be doing for you?

Back in my day we had these things called Lego. And there was none of this fancy-schmancy Redstone nonsense. No, if you wanted the bricks to move, well by god you had to move 'em your damn self!

No, that was me.

Art Crawl pretty much sorted us out for the next five years.

Swype. Need it. Or nearest equivalent. Thanks.

It's quite simple really:

And how many goals would constitute a "challenge"? You strike me easily as someone sad enough to have actually done that research.

I noticed that I was doing this after attempting to use the same tactics playing as Chelsea and finding that they were utterly shit.

Typical Spurs fan.

Why be that guy?