Big whoop. I only need one.

Shut up, hipster.

Before this article, I would never have thought of attempting to draw Snake. Now I see how much of a piece of piss it is.

Or he spent a minute on the first one and an hour on the second.

Why are you doing your best to add "dumb as hell" to that list?

I apologise. I over-committed to the bit.

True story:

That's NOT Ronald Moore...

You would have preferred a hearty "AWOOOGA"?

Does this work for tablets too? I made the mistake of using mine before putting a protective thingy on it and now it looks like a hamster wiped it's arse with it.

Blame them for what? Expecting me to actually remember that was the term? Or there was a term in the first place?

"All that said... homophobia is, in fact, pretty prevalent in the black community."

When did a bunch of "Are black people homophobic" links and other people's unqualified ad hoc 'reckon's constitute useful evidence?

If that Afghamistam is a smooth sonovabitch who don't take no jive, then yeah - that's me.

Given that this "back and forth" has consisted entirely of me - increasingly unsubtly - to substantiate your opinions, which you have manifestly failed to do, or even to understand that's what I was doing - I think one point has now been made very clearly indeed.

"I'm not saying they're significantly higher than the white community..."

Oh, so they have the spreadsheet?

I'm not really worried. I think the mouse genocide she has forced me to commit in her apartment over the last few years stands me in good stead.

"You just need to find a girlfriend who is not afraid of spiders, or who doesn't consider being afraid of spiders any reflection on masculinity."

He's played you like a cheap piano.