This is what I came here to find out.

French/Latin lessons must have been a right barrel of laughs with that kid.

Leaving aside that that's not even what my post means - I should get the fuck over MYself because I deem it a waste of time and energy to rage on the internet over a wanking pun that you'd only ever come across on porntubes or douchy feminist tumblrs in the first place?

Should be for liking THOSE Djent.

Ladyporn = Talking before fucking.

No. It is clever and logical. And I have better things to do with my finite brainpower than get aggravated over masturbation euphemisms.

What did the US have to do with the sinking of the Bismarck or Titanic?

YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

My Android phone is a big slut that lets me do whatever I want to it; jailbreaking is unnecessary.

"Guys get all these generic terms; where are ours?"

You can take it from my cold dead hands.

First things first. Facial hair, then Jews. Then... maybe women. Maybe.

All I'm seeing is "Buy an iPad, then spend half as much again for a peripheral to make it half as good as the shittiest, cheapest laptop."

As someone who finds it hilarious at how frustrated friends and partners get when I tell them literally nothing about work I do which is subject to "If you tell anyone this we will bury you" agreements (but just enough to be a dick about it), I am willing to submit myself to trials. Keeping a secret is piss easy.

SLUTMACHINE.

Tell him to practise and stop being a fucking blouse.

"Ever hear the gas chambers hissing when they play that team with the jewish connection?"

Or "The wheels on your house go round and round" after learning a player moved into a trailer after being made homeless for whatever reason.

Outside of America, cider is nearly always alcoholic. Otherwise it's just apple juice.

Fortunately, they're all localised to the United States, so it's cool.