A billion people around the world.

I'm am hoping that a woman does take him up on the offer, attends the game, has a good time... and then says "No, I'm not going to suck your dick. What are you gonna do, cry? Move out my way, bitch."

Tell me we've "turned a corner" when presidents are allowed to have beards.

What about dudes who hate all that stuff?

I try to actually meet them first.

That's why he's gonna be just fine.

1) If I'm using blue balls to describe anything that doesn't actually turn your balls blue, I'm using hyperbole.

Yeah, in the real world if a girl colludes in a man's expectation that they will have sex and then reneges - that she has given him blue balls. Which is to say: She has disappointed him.

I just got off the phone with the guys. They've agreed to not get violent when you invite them up to your apartment, they say something stupid and you blue-ball them.

Does 'politeness' not exist where you come from?

I use that these techniques on people here all the time, it just enrages them.

This reminds me of my disappointment on finding out that the Cod War was actually about Cod.

My girlfriend likes to spend time deliberately annoy me because I am cute when I'm convulsed with rage.

Well sure, we have black man privilege, we can do that.

Because people hear about it, listen to it and then other people hear about it through them and then they listen to it and then after a while you get a situation where a lot of people have listened to it which leads to more people come along and they also listen to it and after all that someone on the internet comes…

I haven't read it, but thanks to your post now I have.

How is that different to the US or UK?

I really like the sense of world-weary ennui exhibited by the Reid toss, but I voted for Smith's "Toddler Rebellion" technique before and he has yet to be beaten yet.

They think it's all Rover.

No it wa'n't.