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" That is the consequence (well, one consequence) of the fetishization of dead women."

Don't talk about your PhD on a first date. That is basic stuff. Basic.

Counterpoint: Don't do this.

This is so making me want to shoot up a school.

"Strong Female Characters"

...to complete fucknuts who should never be listened to by people with perspective.

Maybe his wife is incompetent and/or submissive and/or did her fucking job of editing her client's books without inserting her own philosophy.

NOT SHOWN: Kitteh being beaten with a baseball bat upon incorrect selection.

You don't see why people literally exploding into a pile of goo would freak anyone out?

Why would someone watch that boring-ass shit?

I'm not sure, to be honest. Somewhere in between "Meh." and "Hmm..."

That's so weird. Cuz he looks like an average dude in his mid-30s.

Unqualified ad hoc 'reckon': "The premise doesn't call for boss battles."

I am caring a lot about that.

Thanks Captain Aspergers.

No, you said EXACTLY "This game's premise doesn't call for it". Then you went on to make a series of assertions based on that unqualified ad hoc 'reckon'. And now you're getting shirty because I'm didn't treat your whining with the respect you think it deserves.

Unlike an iPad though, this actually does something.

No!

What HAVE you actually said? "I've decided on the basis of two trailers and some PR bullshit that this game I haven't played shouldn't have boss battles, the details of which I can't possibly have enough information to say anything intelligent about at all."