Nah. The Blundertaker.

She would be higher if she weren't a mechanic.

Why doesn't he just change Sanchez's number? Job done.

+1 down.

When you can jerk off to the thought of your own wife... thatsh when you know it's love.

Yeah, because your weakly argued opinion-as-objective-fact nonsense is definitely going to be worth following.

I also didn't do any missions or really get into the story. Just clothes shopping.

Seriously, my biggest regret was removing my iPad from the box to see what all the fuss was about. Every roadblock I run into trying to do things that my Android phone lets me do without any bullshit is like a dagger in my heart.

Except what he CLEARLY meant was "[this is the kind of thing that makes me not want to] buy Apple."

He actually said he could do it better though, so...

I was a hot Asian chick in Saints Row. Spent all my time buying clothes.

Because Boss battles are cool. Suck it.

[quickly Googles video of character]

"Seeing myself as a protagonist was surprisingly emotional," she told me in an interview, "There were no characters in RPG Maker with my skin tone or hair, so I had to do some scavenging and editing to finally get me in there. I remember looking at myself and crying, I was so moved."

"the developers are white males (IN AMERICAN DEV'D GAMES)"

He's a white guy. Somewhere in his mid-30s. And I'll bet he has a somewhat gruff voice.

She was in Killer Joe - which was THE SHIT.

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Makes sense. I know nothing about these people but I psychically scanned that picture and came to the conclusion that she is high maintenance and he is wearing L plates in bed.