College football is tarded though.

For the record, record doesn't come into it. The Jets sucked with style.

Ronaldo wore SHADE.

I actually love Kim Kardashian.

JUST ONE GRENADE.

Yes. Both used to be - only one is now.

Not very?

The idea of language (especially English) being subject to "good" evolution and "bad" devolution is a subjective judgement that doesn't really have basis in reality and certainly isn't supported by any theory that I know of.

Spoken English can NEVER devolve because English is not a prescriptive language - unlike say, French.

Yes. Everything is about your vagina.

Silence woman! With your haughty words, you're inflaming my sexual ardour!

On the one hand I have the pride I feel of being entirely ignorant of these "Pocket Mon" and "Four Channel" that the dang blasted kids are always on about these days.

Is this what you put in your CVs?

You just reminded me that I owned a Motorola Razr.

A kiss curl? What is this, 19-dickity-6?

I was hoping for "...and... the bear has got the door... yes, the door is open. I'm in here with the bear now, it's... it's feasting on me. It has my arm..."

They should have called the computer "Iannis" if that's the kind of shit it's gonna come out with.

"And now as I listen to it more closely I realize it actually seems to have all of that, but still, too much randomly selected, disjointed, too much foreign, unsettling..."

You're coming to that conclusion because you listen to classical radio every day.