This post is all bullshit.

Why are people so proud and confident to declare themselves swine?

"Dan had spent the previous day resting so he could sit through the movie, and after signing about 200 non-disclosure agreements they watched the film..."

We'll have to settle for TOP 5 WADDELL QUOTES:

Same game, but different legs. Still sweet though.

Only mentally.

"Oh, and like bowling, it's fucking boring to watch."

Shocker. +1

For me it's the crowd in between each dart:

One word: BEER.

I think this bears viewing one more time...

Fuck no. I WANT that feeling of having eaten myself into a coma. You can only get that with digestion.

I guess that's the only reason people would think to associate bigotry with that flag.

ALERT: Your parents are doinking.

IF the phone is connected to the internet.

Having seen the blog, are we sure she's not simply mildly retarded?

Does it have a ton of kebab shops though?

This was my first thought. Central London is the last place I could think of to hoon a supercar. I can only think that after the hooning, what these people need is Shwarma - and London is great for that.

No, that's definitely Osama.

Truth. Still some laughs to be had by looking up your own name and seeing what some 14 year old has to say about their 14 year old nemesis with the same moniker.