...why did you need to snitch her out? You made out, you didn't merge corporations.

"he's friends with me (which is hard for a lot of guys because i'm a feminist, and i'm smarter, more well-traveled, and funnier than most guys i meet"

Yes, you should definitely have used a fake name.

Let me tell you something:

I just do them and never mention them to anyone ever.

It is.

You want tampon and pad manufacturers to alert their customers of the availability of products they do not make?

Shouldn't this be titled "Mario Bateli Does Thing"?

I don't mind so much. If a dude wants to stand next to me and get a eyefull then by all means - GAZE UPON THE MAJESTY.

Hopefully that way we can bypass any stuff about how it's Latin for sheathe and how dare the ancient Romans indirectly declare the female reproductive parts nothing but a receptacle for the porcus gladiae of the patriarchy...

Subjective psychological things.

These articles would be a lot better if each entry came equipped with illustrating examples.

I'm willing to guess this is a side effect of being shot in the face, having that face surgically operated on, and being on a shit ton of drugs.

To Hell.

Your characterisation of this Knightsec dude contacting the victim to clear information he has already dug up as "pumping the family for more information" can serve as a neat indicator of your general lack of "Knowing What The Fuck You're Talking About".

By "great", you of course mean "incomprehensible insanity".

And the winner of the "Can't even be bothered to Google" award, is...

[minutes before, naturally]

Sometimes you just gotta wear a suit.

Actually I mis-read that post - for some reason I thought he was saying Chicarito was in the top five in the world, as opposed to just "five ahead of Balotelli".